James is a rower who's never jumped out of a plane. His beloved wife Ula said: "Why don't you do a sponsored something for Daisy's Dream this year?"
James said: "Okay, I'll row a marathon."
His wife said: "That's boring. Do a tandem skydive instead."
James said: "I'll think about it."
His wife said: "That's settled then. I've already signed you up, anyway."
But James will have the last laugh, you see, because he's still going to do the rowing marathon too.
So, hah!

James Howlett